The Permissive of Bajor Prime is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Emissary with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 23.092 billion Bajorans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bajor Prime City. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bajor Primean economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Criminals a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 84,558 Criminals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Most ambassadors from Bajor Prime retire only a few years after being appointed, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bajor Prime's national animal is the Bloodhound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wormhole.

Bajor Prime is ranked 270,161^st in the world and 127^th in Gay for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.